![]() On his honesty: "I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And you know, we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness." ("20/20.") And, you know, signs all the checks on the front, not the back. On how his daughters with his ex-wife Denise Richards will regard him in the future: "They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children." ("20/20.") On partying: "I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I party man, it's epic. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero." ("20/20.") So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. On why he won't get married again: "I tried marriage. On his prediliction for porn stars: "They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. It's like an organic union of the hearts." ("20/20.") All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. On his two girlfriends: "You've read about the goddesses, come on. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view." ("20/20.") We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. ![]() All we do is put wins in the record books. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs." ("20/20.") I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. On how he survived his other highs: "I probably took more than anybody could survive. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." (" 20/20.") Below, 15 of the best from this week - and stay tuned for more, the winningest man in Hollywood just joined Twitter: ![]() His quotes are the stuff of late-night comedy writers' dreams. (Namely, Chuck Lorre, the creator of " Two and a Half Men.") 1 comedy to a foamy-mouthed crusader bent on destroying anything blocking his path to Awesomeville. Often obtuse, hilarious and downright bizarre, he's morphed from the star of TV's No.
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